Interest rates are up
stock market’s down
the company’s laying off
and traffic’s terrible in this town
But I ain’t feelin blue
I got a rendezvous in Terminal 2
Big man in the political world
Family values and capital gains
when he waves his hand under the divider
you know I can’t abstain
My porcelain doll got me feelin new
My rendezvous in the airport loo
Larry, don’t keep me waitin’
I need some legislatin’
Another Congress member
in your Senate Chamber
Break (spoken)
You like to filibuster,
fill this, Buster
Yeah, Larry don’t be stalling
Is that nature calling?
I seen your ring, it ain’t no thing
Right wing, left wing, you can swing
Break (spoken)
Idaho!
I know.
Naughty, nasty boy… (audio sample)
Blamin’ the liberal blogs
Larry, you dog
You’re my outhouse pet
Put that on the internets
